Not a joke but very funny!

http://www.peeblesshirenews.com/news/roundup/articles/2013/06/11/460170-tweeddale-councillor-welcomes-plans-for-new-fast-track-to-capital-/

The chances of trams or trains coming to Penicuik are a million to one! Which planet do these people live on? If we were in the south east of England then I am sure they would find the cash for such things but all we can look forward to is the A701 becoming so clogged up that no one can get anywhere on it!