The recycling centre in Penicuik is currently being looked at from on high with a view to closure or, at the very least, some form of cost cutting.
(As if we don't already have a fly-tipping problem.)
Also being looked at from on high for similar reasons, are public toilets yet again.
So all you pregnant women and men "over-a-certain-age" will just have to wet yourselves..... or solve Midlothian's financial troubles by paying fines when you get caught.