Chris, I thought it was just me. For years now, no reflection on the Town Crier, I have seen various organisations crow about their good works. Most of which is in their heads. If Sam Tyler is blissfully unaware of any serious crime that may or not have been prevented. Read the Advertiser, it regularly reports on misdeeds that occur in Panicuik. Read the Court Column and Crime beat. Failing that take a walk at night in Penicuik, visit a few pubs and hear what is going on. Hear about random attacks on sole males out at night, including serving soldiers. Vehicles stolen in Cornbank, abusive children harassing the innocent outside Tesc, I am not trying to paint a bleak image of Penicuik just nudging the pompous.