I'm just back from a few days visiting my son in Crawley. There were ten of us in all and the sun never stopped shining
We weren't expecting to have such a good time but now we wish that we had stayed for another day
When we came back yesterday we thought that the train had taken a wrong turn and dropped us off at the North Pole
The taxi driver told us that there had been a bad accident at the foot of Mauricewood road. Today when I went to Homebase on my bike for some varnish I found a large queue of traffic at Bilston roundabout. When I reached the garage further on a car had run into a traffic island and hit the lamp post in the middle. The woman at the wheel seemed to be moving and there were a couple of garage employees helping. As I was going into Sainsbury's I could see the ambulance coming.
Oh, and I've just had a citation for jury service